Muppet Movie Imitating Real Life

While watching Kermit and Miss Piggy's date scene:

Zach: I'm the green guy and Tahlia's the pig.

I'm a strong and powerful man.

Zach's letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I hope you are having fun. I want you to be kind and not be scared. I have been a good boy. For Christmas, I would like a John Deere tractor that goes around in circles. Please bring my sister, Katie, a garbage can. But not one you can throw real garbage in. Just pretend. Thank you, Santa. Merry Christmas.

Love,

Zach

Santa

Zach: I saw Santa on Halloween.

Betsy: You did?

Zach: Yes, he was running....(pause)...but he didn't give me any presents.

Betsy: No, he doesn't give presents at Halloween.

Zach: Yeah. (pause) That's a shame.

The real one

To his babysitter while on vacation, after presenting her with a Santa doll:

Zach: I know the real guy.

New Baby

To his cousin, Ryan: When Katie gets big, she's going to go away and we're gonna get a new baby.

Thoughts in Paradise

Even in a remote island in the British Virgin Islands, Zach still thought about what he loves best at home....

Upon waking up: I just love she's (Katie's) sock drawer.