church

Zach: WHY CAN'T I HAVE FREEDOM!!!

humor

Zach:  Isn't this funny?  

... It's funny.  Deal with it.

comb

Zach: (protesting) Mom!  I comb my hair at least once a week!

hot sause

Zach grabs a bag of chips and pours his favorite hot sauce in a bowl.  Then Mom gets mad at him for eating nothing but junk food today, and takes the chips away from him and gives him a peach instead.    He looks down longly to his salsa, and looks at the peach.   After thinking for a moment, he proceeds to eat the peach by continuously dipping it in the hot salsa.