Life Skills

Zach: Mom, when does school start?

Betsy: In two weeks.

Zach: Good. Because I never get to learn anything.

Betsy: What do you want to learn at school?

Zach: How to open a hydrant.

Cool Kids

Katie is starting to refuse the high chair. : (

Betsy: Can't you guys stay babies forever?

Zach: Well, no. But even if I'm not a baby, I'm still gonna be...cool. And if Katie doesn't stay a baby, we don't have to buy a new baby, because kids can do better stuff than babies. And maybe Katie will be cool, too.