Small Complications

Betsy: How's it going these days with the reading disability? Are you keeping up pretty well at school?

Z: It's not really a disability anymore, more like a small complication. I'm proud of my disability.

Betsy: Huh? You're proud of it? Why?

Z: How many disabilities let you walk and talk and hear and be an awesome kid?

Betsy: You're completely right. You got off easy with your disability.

Swears

After the screen got turned off too soon for Z's liking:

Z: Dad, can I use swear words in my OWN journal?

Charlie: Ahhh, I'm going to say.....no.

Z: What about crude language?

Wake up call

Zach: What are you doing here?

Betsy: I'm here to wake you up for school.

Zach: Then you have the worst job in this house.