Interior Decorating

After Zach starting filling the living room floor with piles of plastic food, rifles, and kitchen chairs, I suggested that the toys be used in the room that we call the PLAY room. Charlie and I spent the better part of a year winterizing that space so that the kids would have a place to play, and still I'm tripping over toys in the living room. Maybe we did too good a job on that playroom, though. After a spirited discussion, Zach came clean about why the living room is far preferable to the play room:

"It's just that the living room looks much more like a dugout."

Zach, sweetheart, if you want to impress a girl, don't ever tell her that her living room looks like a dugout.