Betsy: Zach, you have to get dressed. Grandma and Grandpa are going to be here any minute.
Zach: Awww, that never goes well.
Betsy: What?
Zach: Whenever you say they're going to be here any minute. Actually, that means it's going to be a really long time.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Why Grandpa can't win at soccer...
Rules for playing soccer with a yoga ball:
- Zach is always the goalie.
- If the ball goes over Zach's head - no goal.
- If the ball hits Zach's head - no goal.
- Grandpa is allowed only four goals, at Zach's discretion.
- Goals can be disallowed, at Zach's discretion. This may occur numerous times in the course of a game.
- The game ends when Zach gets tired.
- Additional rules may be established during play, at Zach's discretion.
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