Preschool Thanksgiving Feast

I am NOT a pilgrim. I'm a soldier.

Dessert Definition

Zach (after barely touching dinner): Can I have dessert now?

Charlie: You just had dessert.

Zach: No.

Charlie: You had a tangerine.

Zach: The tangerine was so I can have a dessert.

Betsy: What's a dessert?

Zach (pointing to a box of ridiculously amazing Trader Joe's Candy Cane Joe Joe's cookies): I want them.

Betsy: What makes something a dessert?

Zach: It's something what's junk food.

Our first Katie-ism!

Zach: Katie, who's the president?

Katie (with both fists in the air): O-BA-PA!

Zach: Who's going to be the next president?

Katie: Meeeee!

It's better to give...

Betsy: What do you want to get Jack for his birthday?

Zach: One of those books that you push buttons and it makes music. Like the Thomas one?

Betsy: That's a great idea.

Zach: I have two things to say. First, what's my favorite buddy?

Betsy: CJ?

Zach: Yeah, CJ. Do you remember that remote control dump truck we got him?

Betsy: Yeah.

Zach: Well, remember I didn't want to give it to him?

Betsy: Yeah. You wanted to keep it.

Zach: Well, if we get Jack a book, I won't want it.