Sugar

Zach (after finishing a popsicle): Can I have some of this candy? In this bag?

Betsy: No.

Zach: Why not?

Betsy: Zach, you can't have a popsicle and then candy at the same meal. That's bad for your teeth and the rest of your body.

Zach: Ok, then let's wait a couple of minutes for the candy.

Correspondence

Mommy, can we give Grandma and Grandpa a letter that says, "I love you, Grandma and Grandpa"?