Betsy: What did you do at school while everyone else was using the potty?
Zach: I was the director. I made sure everyone was safe.


Let’s go to the jungle. Wait, let me call to see if it’s open.


Mommy, why do balloons pop?


I’m not a doctor. Why do I have a stethoscope?


Zach: Daddy, do you know what ‘shit’ means?
Charlie: Uh, what does it mean?
Zach: Oh, it just means you made a wrong turn.

sunglasses

Zach: I have two sunglasses. They're both broken.
Betsy (preoccupied): It's been a fun day.
Zach: It's also been a broken down day.

Brain

Zach: Does the baby's milk go in her tummy?

Betsy: Yes, but first it goes down her throat. The milk is good for her brain.

Zach: What's brain?

Betsy: Your brain is in your head. It helps you to think. It also
helps you to walk, run, and do all the things that you do.

Zach: Will it help my cough get better?

Being a big brother....

Mommy, do you know why I got Katie's ball for her?
Why?
Because I'm her hero!
- Zach. Sep 24th 2007

(also...)
Betsy: Did you have fun with Donna in Boston today?
Zach: Mommy, it was pretty amazing.
(March 29th 2007)

yuckiest part of the day...

Betsy: What was the best part of today?

Z: I don't know.

Betsy: Well, you went to school today, and we went out to lunch, and
you played with Tahlia and Lilly. So what was the best part?

Z (whispers): 'chool.

Betsy: School was the best part? What was the worst part? The yuckiest
part of the day?

Z: I want you to tell me.

Betsy: Well, I don't know. It's whatever you think.

Z: My poop was pretty yucky.
- Aug 29 2007

Hmmmm

"You really can't use a chain saw when you're changing your diaper.'
- Zach, Sep 20 2007