While watching Kermit and Miss Piggy's date scene:
Zach: I'm the green guy and Tahlia's the pig.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Zach's letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
I hope you are having fun. I want you to be kind and not be scared. I have been a good boy. For Christmas, I would like a John Deere tractor that goes around in circles. Please bring my sister, Katie, a garbage can. But not one you can throw real garbage in. Just pretend. Thank you, Santa. Merry Christmas.
Love,
Zach
I hope you are having fun. I want you to be kind and not be scared. I have been a good boy. For Christmas, I would like a John Deere tractor that goes around in circles. Please bring my sister, Katie, a garbage can. But not one you can throw real garbage in. Just pretend. Thank you, Santa. Merry Christmas.
Love,
Zach
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Santa
Zach: I saw Santa on Halloween.
Betsy: You did?
Zach: Yes, he was running....(pause)...but he didn't give me any presents.
Betsy: No, he doesn't give presents at Halloween.
Zach: Yeah. (pause) That's a shame.
Betsy: You did?
Zach: Yes, he was running....(pause)...but he didn't give me any presents.
Betsy: No, he doesn't give presents at Halloween.
Zach: Yeah. (pause) That's a shame.
Friday, December 14, 2007
The real one
To his babysitter while on vacation, after presenting her with a Santa doll:
Zach: I know the real guy.
Zach: I know the real guy.
New Baby
To his cousin, Ryan: When Katie gets big, she's going to go away and we're gonna get a new baby.
Thoughts in Paradise
Even in a remote island in the British Virgin Islands, Zach still thought about what he loves best at home....
Upon waking up: I just love she's (Katie's) sock drawer.
Upon waking up: I just love she's (Katie's) sock drawer.
Peace
Zach: What do you want for Christmas?
Betsy: I want the world to be at peace.
Zach: We don't have any of that. We just have toys.
Betsy: I want the world to be at peace.
Zach: We don't have any of that. We just have toys.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Zachizms from Cousin Renee
After zach was making a sand castle...
renee: zach why are you sucking on your Hand, its covered in sand!?!?
Z: I like sand..... it tastes Crunchy!
charlie: Ewwwww!!!!
renee: zach if you want the cracker, u better say please and thank you!
Z: But, renee, i only say please and thank you to mommy and daddy!
John morly passes by....
renee: Hey john!
Zach: hi john!
Z: you should always say hi to john!
renee: why?
Z: because he might Vanish a day!
renee: i dont think he will vanish!!
Z mumbles: he might!
renee: zach why are you sucking on your Hand, its covered in sand!?!?
Z: I like sand..... it tastes Crunchy!
charlie: Ewwwww!!!!
renee: zach if you want the cracker, u better say please and thank you!
Z: But, renee, i only say please and thank you to mommy and daddy!
John morly passes by....
renee: Hey john!
Zach: hi john!
Z: you should always say hi to john!
renee: why?
Z: because he might Vanish a day!
renee: i dont think he will vanish!!
Z mumbles: he might!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Plumber/Plummer
On watching the cable guy working in our basement:
Zach: We need to tell him to fix the water main break.
Betsy: He doesn't work with water. He works with our computer, and our phone.
Zach: And I used to be a plumber, so I worked with plums.
Zach: We need to tell him to fix the water main break.
Betsy: He doesn't work with water. He works with our computer, and our phone.
Zach: And I used to be a plumber, so I worked with plums.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Thinking posture
Betsy: Another good thing to know about table manners is not to put your elbows on the table.
Zach: But I have to put my elbow on the table when I'm trying to think. And use my 'magination.
Zach: But I have to put my elbow on the table when I'm trying to think. And use my 'magination.
New Job
Betsy: Zach, I want the blinds open. I want sunshine in the house. The blinds stay open in the daytime.
Zach: No, I want them closed.
Betsy: Sorry, but it's my house, and I like the sunshine. If you get a job and start paying the mortgage, you can decide how the blinds go.
Zach: Yes, and I just got a job!
Betsy (sigh): What job?
Zach: My job is to close the blinds.
Zach: No, I want them closed.
Betsy: Sorry, but it's my house, and I like the sunshine. If you get a job and start paying the mortgage, you can decide how the blinds go.
Zach: Yes, and I just got a job!
Betsy (sigh): What job?
Zach: My job is to close the blinds.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Artist Daddy
Zach: Look at this smiley face.
(Charlie had drawn on Z's Magna Doodle.)
Betsy: Do you know who left that picture for you?
Zach: No.
Betsy: Who do you think?
Zach: I don't know.
Betsy: I think it was Daddy.
Zach: No, it wasn't Daddy.
Betsy: How do you know?
Zach: Because Daddy isn't a great artist.
Betsy: I actually think Daddy is a very good artist.
Zach: Yes, but he's not a great artist of smiley faces.
(Charlie had drawn on Z's Magna Doodle.)
Betsy: Do you know who left that picture for you?
Zach: No.
Betsy: Who do you think?
Zach: I don't know.
Betsy: I think it was Daddy.
Zach: No, it wasn't Daddy.
Betsy: How do you know?
Zach: Because Daddy isn't a great artist.
Betsy: I actually think Daddy is a very good artist.
Zach: Yes, but he's not a great artist of smiley faces.
Mean Tools
Z: I don't want to go to Dr. J.
Charlie: Why not? I thought you liked Dr. J.
Z: He has mean tools.
Charlie: Mean tools?
Z: Yes, his tools are mean. He has shots.
Charlie: Why not? I thought you liked Dr. J.
Z: He has mean tools.
Charlie: Mean tools?
Z: Yes, his tools are mean. He has shots.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Cinderella Synopsis
She's going to a party. Everyone has princess stuff. But she doesn't have any princess stuff. So an old lady comes and makes her dreams come true. And when the clock goes off, her dress goes away. I think because somebody else wanted to go to the party, and they didn't have a fancy dress. So they took her dress and it disappeared.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Dreams
Betsy: What are you going to dream about tonight?
Zach: Spending lots of time with Tahlia and Cole.
Zach: Spending lots of time with Tahlia and Cole.
Not a game
Zach: When I kiss you, you have to kiss me. And when I hug you, you have to hug me.
Betsy: I like this game!
Zach: It's not a game. It's just love.
Betsy: I like this game!
Zach: It's not a game. It's just love.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Katie on the run
(Troy and Jack are, intermittently, Zach's imaginary friends, his cousins, and, most often, his construction crew.)
Zach, about to leave the living room for the dining room: I gotta go.
Betsy: Ok. Call your mother.
Zach: Ok. (pointing to Katie) Hey, Troy and Jack said that she sometimes tries to escape. Keep an eye on her!
Zach, about to leave the living room for the dining room: I gotta go.
Betsy: Ok. Call your mother.
Zach: Ok. (pointing to Katie) Hey, Troy and Jack said that she sometimes tries to escape. Keep an eye on her!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Going the Distance
Zach seems to do better at school when he blows off some steam first....
Betsy: So you're going to do 5 laps around the house. FAST! .....There's lap 1! .....(waiting).....Where's lap 2?
Zach: No lap 2.
Betsy: Why not?
Zach: Batteries ran out.
Betsy: So you're going to do 5 laps around the house. FAST! .....There's lap 1! .....(waiting).....Where's lap 2?
Zach: No lap 2.
Betsy: Why not?
Zach: Batteries ran out.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wow
Zach (after perusing a toy catalog): Guys, COME! Look at this cool thing!
Grandma: What did you find?
Zach: It's a cart, and it has wheels. Grandpa, come look!
Grandpa: Let me get my glasses, so I can read it.
Zach: I don't need you to read it. I just need you to say "WOW!"
(Later)
Betsy: Did you say "WOW!"?
Grandpa: Sure did. It was $300.
Grandma: What did you find?
Zach: It's a cart, and it has wheels. Grandpa, come look!
Grandpa: Let me get my glasses, so I can read it.
Zach: I don't need you to read it. I just need you to say "WOW!"
(Later)
Betsy: Did you say "WOW!"?
Grandpa: Sure did. It was $300.
Monday, November 5, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
Shhhh....
Zach (upon waking up): Are Grandma and Grandpa still here?
Betsy: No. But we're going to their house tomorrow. And the next day, we have a BIG surprise.
Zach, after a pause: You know, some people TELL surprises...
Betsy: No. But we're going to their house tomorrow. And the next day, we have a BIG surprise.
Zach, after a pause: You know, some people TELL surprises...
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Cumbersome Costume
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Knock-Knock
Zach: Knock-knock
Betsy: Who's there?
Zach: Mr. Potato Head table.
Betsy: Mr. Potato Head table who?
Zach: (silence)
Betsy: Ok, let's try this. Knock-Knock.
Zach: Who's there?
Betsy: Orange.
Zach: Orange who?
Betsy: Orange you sorry you made me cry?
Zach: Ha ha. Now Mommy, THAT'S a joke!
Betsy: Who's there?
Zach: Mr. Potato Head table.
Betsy: Mr. Potato Head table who?
Zach: (silence)
Betsy: Ok, let's try this. Knock-Knock.
Zach: Who's there?
Betsy: Orange.
Zach: Orange who?
Betsy: Orange you sorry you made me cry?
Zach: Ha ha. Now Mommy, THAT'S a joke!
Zach's job
Zach: Do you know what my job is?
Betsy: What?
Zach: I don't just find lost children. I also find lost sheep.
Betsy: You do?
Zach: Uh-huh. I find lost sheep and bring them home. And that's why I'm a super hero!
Betsy: What?
Zach: I don't just find lost children. I also find lost sheep.
Betsy: You do?
Zach: Uh-huh. I find lost sheep and bring them home. And that's why I'm a super hero!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
What I love
Betsy: You're having trouble falling asleep?
Zach: Uh-huh.
Betsy: Well, think about some happy things. What do you love?
Zach: I love Tahlia, and people, and trucks.
Zach: Uh-huh.
Betsy: Well, think about some happy things. What do you love?
Zach: I love Tahlia, and people, and trucks.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Boo-Boos
Charlie: Make sure you tell us whenever you get a boo boo. It's important that you tell us when you get hurt.
Zach: Daddy, it looks like I'm already full of boo boos.
Zach: Daddy, it looks like I'm already full of boo boos.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Circle Time
Maria (teacher): Zach, do you understand that circle time is mostly for listening? It's my turn to talk. You can ask questions at the end of circle time.
Zach: Yes, but, Maria. It's just that sometimes I have so MANY questions.
Zach: Yes, but, Maria. It's just that sometimes I have so MANY questions.
Sexism in the preschool set (sigh)
Betsy: Does an apple have a brain?
Zach: No
Betsy: Does a caterpillar have a brain?
Zach: (laughs) No.
Betsy: Do you have a brain?
Zach: Yes!
Betsy: Does Andrew have a brain?
Zach: Yes.
Betsy: Does Katie have a brain?
Zach: No.
Betsy: How come Katie doesn't have a brain?
Zach: Because she's not a boy.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Foreman Zach
Betsy: Zach, it's time to clean up.
Z: OK. But I can't help clean up.
Betsy: Why not?
Z: Because I have to be in charge.
Z: OK. But I can't help clean up.
Betsy: Why not?
Z: Because I have to be in charge.
Future's so bright, you gotta wear shades
Z: Mommy, I don't like the dark.
Betsy: Why not?
Z: It makes my eyes like sunglasses.
Betsy: Why not?
Z: It makes my eyes like sunglasses.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Betsy: What did you do at school while everyone else was using the potty?
Zach: I was the director. I made sure everyone was safe.
Let’s go to the jungle. Wait, let me call to see if it’s open.
Mommy, why do balloons pop?
I’m not a doctor. Why do I have a stethoscope?
Zach: Daddy, do you know what ‘shit’ means?
Charlie: Uh, what does it mean?
Zach: Oh, it just means you made a wrong turn.
Zach: I was the director. I made sure everyone was safe.
Let’s go to the jungle. Wait, let me call to see if it’s open.
Mommy, why do balloons pop?
I’m not a doctor. Why do I have a stethoscope?
Zach: Daddy, do you know what ‘shit’ means?
Charlie: Uh, what does it mean?
Zach: Oh, it just means you made a wrong turn.
sunglasses
Zach: I have two sunglasses. They're both broken.
Betsy (preoccupied): It's been a fun day.
Zach: It's also been a broken down day.
Betsy (preoccupied): It's been a fun day.
Zach: It's also been a broken down day.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Brain
Zach: Does the baby's milk go in her tummy?
Betsy: Yes, but first it goes down her throat. The milk is good for her brain.
Zach: What's brain?
Betsy: Your brain is in your head. It helps you to think. It also
helps you to walk, run, and do all the things that you do.
Zach: Will it help my cough get better?
Betsy: Yes, but first it goes down her throat. The milk is good for her brain.
Zach: What's brain?
Betsy: Your brain is in your head. It helps you to think. It also
helps you to walk, run, and do all the things that you do.
Zach: Will it help my cough get better?
Being a big brother....
Mommy, do you know why I got Katie's ball for her?
Why?
Because I'm her hero!
- Zach. Sep 24th 2007
(also...)
Betsy: Did you have fun with Donna in Boston today?
Zach: Mommy, it was pretty amazing.
(March 29th 2007)
Why?
Because I'm her hero!
- Zach. Sep 24th 2007
(also...)
Betsy: Did you have fun with Donna in Boston today?
Zach: Mommy, it was pretty amazing.
(March 29th 2007)
yuckiest part of the day...
Betsy: What was the best part of today?
Z: I don't know.
Betsy: Well, you went to school today, and we went out to lunch, and
you played with Tahlia and Lilly. So what was the best part?
Z (whispers): 'chool.
Betsy: School was the best part? What was the worst part? The yuckiest
part of the day?
Z: I want you to tell me.
Betsy: Well, I don't know. It's whatever you think.
Z: My poop was pretty yucky.
- Aug 29 2007
Z: I don't know.
Betsy: Well, you went to school today, and we went out to lunch, and
you played with Tahlia and Lilly. So what was the best part?
Z (whispers): 'chool.
Betsy: School was the best part? What was the worst part? The yuckiest
part of the day?
Z: I want you to tell me.
Betsy: Well, I don't know. It's whatever you think.
Z: My poop was pretty yucky.
- Aug 29 2007
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