On watching the cable guy working in our basement:
Zach: We need to tell him to fix the water main break.
Betsy: He doesn't work with water. He works with our computer, and our phone.
Zach: And I used to be a plumber, so I worked with plums.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Thinking posture
Betsy: Another good thing to know about table manners is not to put your elbows on the table.
Zach: But I have to put my elbow on the table when I'm trying to think. And use my 'magination.
Zach: But I have to put my elbow on the table when I'm trying to think. And use my 'magination.
New Job
Betsy: Zach, I want the blinds open. I want sunshine in the house. The blinds stay open in the daytime.
Zach: No, I want them closed.
Betsy: Sorry, but it's my house, and I like the sunshine. If you get a job and start paying the mortgage, you can decide how the blinds go.
Zach: Yes, and I just got a job!
Betsy (sigh): What job?
Zach: My job is to close the blinds.
Zach: No, I want them closed.
Betsy: Sorry, but it's my house, and I like the sunshine. If you get a job and start paying the mortgage, you can decide how the blinds go.
Zach: Yes, and I just got a job!
Betsy (sigh): What job?
Zach: My job is to close the blinds.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Artist Daddy
Zach: Look at this smiley face.
(Charlie had drawn on Z's Magna Doodle.)
Betsy: Do you know who left that picture for you?
Zach: No.
Betsy: Who do you think?
Zach: I don't know.
Betsy: I think it was Daddy.
Zach: No, it wasn't Daddy.
Betsy: How do you know?
Zach: Because Daddy isn't a great artist.
Betsy: I actually think Daddy is a very good artist.
Zach: Yes, but he's not a great artist of smiley faces.
(Charlie had drawn on Z's Magna Doodle.)
Betsy: Do you know who left that picture for you?
Zach: No.
Betsy: Who do you think?
Zach: I don't know.
Betsy: I think it was Daddy.
Zach: No, it wasn't Daddy.
Betsy: How do you know?
Zach: Because Daddy isn't a great artist.
Betsy: I actually think Daddy is a very good artist.
Zach: Yes, but he's not a great artist of smiley faces.
Mean Tools
Z: I don't want to go to Dr. J.
Charlie: Why not? I thought you liked Dr. J.
Z: He has mean tools.
Charlie: Mean tools?
Z: Yes, his tools are mean. He has shots.
Charlie: Why not? I thought you liked Dr. J.
Z: He has mean tools.
Charlie: Mean tools?
Z: Yes, his tools are mean. He has shots.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Cinderella Synopsis
She's going to a party. Everyone has princess stuff. But she doesn't have any princess stuff. So an old lady comes and makes her dreams come true. And when the clock goes off, her dress goes away. I think because somebody else wanted to go to the party, and they didn't have a fancy dress. So they took her dress and it disappeared.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Dreams
Betsy: What are you going to dream about tonight?
Zach: Spending lots of time with Tahlia and Cole.
Zach: Spending lots of time with Tahlia and Cole.
Not a game
Zach: When I kiss you, you have to kiss me. And when I hug you, you have to hug me.
Betsy: I like this game!
Zach: It's not a game. It's just love.
Betsy: I like this game!
Zach: It's not a game. It's just love.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Katie on the run
(Troy and Jack are, intermittently, Zach's imaginary friends, his cousins, and, most often, his construction crew.)
Zach, about to leave the living room for the dining room: I gotta go.
Betsy: Ok. Call your mother.
Zach: Ok. (pointing to Katie) Hey, Troy and Jack said that she sometimes tries to escape. Keep an eye on her!
Zach, about to leave the living room for the dining room: I gotta go.
Betsy: Ok. Call your mother.
Zach: Ok. (pointing to Katie) Hey, Troy and Jack said that she sometimes tries to escape. Keep an eye on her!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Going the Distance
Zach seems to do better at school when he blows off some steam first....
Betsy: So you're going to do 5 laps around the house. FAST! .....There's lap 1! .....(waiting).....Where's lap 2?
Zach: No lap 2.
Betsy: Why not?
Zach: Batteries ran out.
Betsy: So you're going to do 5 laps around the house. FAST! .....There's lap 1! .....(waiting).....Where's lap 2?
Zach: No lap 2.
Betsy: Why not?
Zach: Batteries ran out.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wow
Zach (after perusing a toy catalog): Guys, COME! Look at this cool thing!
Grandma: What did you find?
Zach: It's a cart, and it has wheels. Grandpa, come look!
Grandpa: Let me get my glasses, so I can read it.
Zach: I don't need you to read it. I just need you to say "WOW!"
(Later)
Betsy: Did you say "WOW!"?
Grandpa: Sure did. It was $300.
Grandma: What did you find?
Zach: It's a cart, and it has wheels. Grandpa, come look!
Grandpa: Let me get my glasses, so I can read it.
Zach: I don't need you to read it. I just need you to say "WOW!"
(Later)
Betsy: Did you say "WOW!"?
Grandpa: Sure did. It was $300.
Monday, November 5, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
Shhhh....
Zach (upon waking up): Are Grandma and Grandpa still here?
Betsy: No. But we're going to their house tomorrow. And the next day, we have a BIG surprise.
Zach, after a pause: You know, some people TELL surprises...
Betsy: No. But we're going to their house tomorrow. And the next day, we have a BIG surprise.
Zach, after a pause: You know, some people TELL surprises...
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