Thursday, May 13, 2010

Patriot Games

While in the gift shop at Sturbridge Village, Zach was lobbying hard to buy his first cap gun...

Betsy: Why do you want a gun so much?

Zach: Well, all of my friends have weapons and I only have one gun. What are we supposed to do when someone comes over? Who gets the gun?

(Pause.)

And also I really, really love America.

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