Betsy: What did you do at school while everyone else was using the potty?
Zach: I was the director. I made sure everyone was safe.


Let’s go to the jungle. Wait, let me call to see if it’s open.


Mommy, why do balloons pop?


I’m not a doctor. Why do I have a stethoscope?


Zach: Daddy, do you know what ‘shit’ means?
Charlie: Uh, what does it mean?
Zach: Oh, it just means you made a wrong turn.