Sunday, November 12, 2017
Saturday, September 30, 2017
Wednesday, August 23, 2017
hot sause
Zach grabs a bag of chips and pours his favorite hot sauce in a bowl. Then Mom gets mad at him for eating nothing but junk food today, and takes the chips away from him and gives him a peach instead. He looks down longly to his salsa, and looks at the peach. After thinking for a moment, he proceeds to eat the peach by continuously dipping it in the hot salsa.
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Small Complications
Betsy: How's it going these days with the reading disability? Are you keeping up pretty well at school?
Z: It's not really a disability anymore, more like a small complication. I'm proud of my disability.
Betsy: Huh? You're proud of it? Why?
Z: How many disabilities let you walk and talk and hear and be an awesome kid?
Betsy: You're completely right. You got off easy with your disability.
Z: It's not really a disability anymore, more like a small complication. I'm proud of my disability.
Betsy: Huh? You're proud of it? Why?
Z: How many disabilities let you walk and talk and hear and be an awesome kid?
Betsy: You're completely right. You got off easy with your disability.
Swears
After the screen got turned off too soon for Z's liking:
Z: Dad, can I use swear words in my OWN journal?
Charlie: Ahhh, I'm going to say.....no.
Z: What about crude language?
Z: Dad, can I use swear words in my OWN journal?
Charlie: Ahhh, I'm going to say.....no.
Z: What about crude language?
Friday, January 31, 2014
Wake up call
Zach: What are you doing here?
Betsy: I'm here to wake you up for school.
Zach: Then you have the worst job in this house.
Betsy: I'm here to wake you up for school.
Zach: Then you have the worst job in this house.
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